Overworked Souls Gifts

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

'What came first: multitasking or multiasking?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Death Boss

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"And this is another economic indicator."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Burn out

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Dunhomin"