Sleep-deprived Sympathizer Pillows

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'Sleeping like a baby'

'It's your turn, dear.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"Having fun there little guy?"

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"How's the insomnia?"

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'Mom, did you know that if you turn the clock upside down, '4:45' spells 'Shh?''

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'