Sleep-deprived Sympathizer Prints

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'It's your turn, dear.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Having fun there little guy?"

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

"How's the insomnia?"

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'Mom, did you know that if you turn the clock upside down, '4:45' spells 'Shh?''

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'