Sleep-deprived Friend Pillows

Cavemen Insomnia

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Sleeping like a baby'

'It's your turn, dear.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"How's the insomnia?"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'Mom, did you know that if you turn the clock upside down, '4:45' spells 'Shh?''