Sleep-deprived Friend Gifts

Cavemen Insomnia

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

'It's your turn, dear.'

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

"How's the insomnia?"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."