Sleep-deprived Worrier Pillows

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"