Sleep-deprived Worrier Pillows

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."