Sympathetic Coworker Pillows

'Thank you for coming...I'll be ok...grief is the price we pay for love...'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Dog's game

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

Health and safety nightmare.

'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

Office Crush

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

STRIP Hambone: Memory loss

"Oh look, my cat followed me to work."

'I'm sorry, but we did all we could to try and save your husband, Mrs. Doornail.'

"Is the information fresh?"

"There, now you can stop asking me what the password is!"

"No, he can't go home. Not until the green in his face turns two shades darker."