Loyal Worker Pillows

'Yours is an inspiring tale of struggle, self-sacrifice and company loyalty. I suppose my question is, so what?'

Others will fight for you

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Personal Assistants.

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"You've been a virtuous employee, Thornhill, and that is it's own reward."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

Football addict

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'