Career Loyalist Pillows

Look here Watson, everybody has to retire sometime!

Others will fight for you

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

Ball and Chain

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."