Enthusiastic Loyalist Pillows

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

World Cup Fan.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'We're still crazy then ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'