Enthusiastic Loyalist T-Shirts

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Veterans Day US

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

Ball and Chain

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Replica Football Merchandise

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'We're still crazy then ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."