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'I'm protesting that I'm missing Cash in the Attic.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Please feel free to browse."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

'Books that stayed books.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

You're supposed to just copy it. The Archbishop says to knock off the ad libs!

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'The $175 tee is understated glamour.'