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'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Please feel free to browse."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

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'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'The $175 tee is understated glamour.'

"I shop therefore I am!"