Fan Loyalty Pillows

NATs: 'Next Year.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Football addict

'We're still crazy then ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

"It's a franchise."

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Football Sisyphus

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

The end of baseball season is near

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

More Hamptons

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'