Fan Loyalty Gifts

NATs: 'Next Year.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Football addict

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'We're still crazy then ...'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Go Favre

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

The end of baseball season is near

"It's a franchise."

Football Sisyphus

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'