Team Loyalty Gifts

I like the Jets...I guess

Go Favre

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Suicide hot line

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

NFL is jerk to fans

Football Hooligan.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Hockey Season.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

Replica Football Merchandise

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Ball and Chain

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.