Loyal Team Follower Gifts

"I wouldn't come to watch this rubbish every week, If I wasn't their manager."

"He was always a thug... but he used to be our thug."

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Replica Football Merchandise

'We're still crazy then ...'

Ball and Chain

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Go Favre

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."