Team Loyalty Gurus Gifts

"You don't understand, it's worse than a matter of life or death - with death you don't have to get up next morning!"

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.