Club Loyalty Guru Gifts

Avram Grant

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"