Club Loyalty Guru T-Shirts

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"Will that be all, sir?"

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'

'Let's not let some silly carpet come between us being best friends, Carl...'