Loyalty Card Lover Gifts

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Checkout in supermarket, "Do you have a loyalty card?"

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Not here - home!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."