Loyalty Card Enthusiasts Gifts

Bees can't get onto the Nectar website.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'