Loyalty Program Enthusiast Gifts

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"Considering we eat here every day, you'd think they'd have a loyalty program."

Others will fight for you

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."