Loyalty Program Fanatic Gifts

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

A Friend in Need.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Knight

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Ball and Chain

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

Replica Football Merchandise

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'