Loyalty Program Fanatic Prints

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

A Friend in Need.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Knight

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Ball and Chain

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'