Loyalty Program Cynic Gifts

'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.'

Others will fight for you

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"