Loyalty Lover Gifts

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Best friends without borders.

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'I love being a guide dog: My master never goes anywhere without me...'

Airline Frequent Flyer Charges

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"I like you, Sparky. You're loyal and dependable."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Not here - home!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Team Flute

"You can always count on me."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'