Team Allegiance Gifts

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Hockey Season.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Replica Football Merchandise

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Ball and Chain

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"What a week!"

Go Team!

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'