Team Allegiance Pillows

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Hockey Season.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Replica Football Merchandise

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Ball and Chain

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"What a week!"

Go Favre

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

Go Team!

Bears Win!!!

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'