Team Loyalist Pillows

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Here's one pound. There's only one team worth watching.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Hockey Season.

Playing pig

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Trent Alexander-Arnold

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

'I just don't get it. The new motivational posters aren't helping at all!'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

Rugby golden oldies.

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Go Favre

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

Centipede Used As Rowing Boat

"Miss Chapman, can you please call the pitchers and catchers and have them report to spring training?"

Reality Football

Football Hooligan.