Team Loyalist Mugs

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Here's one pound. There's only one team worth watching.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Hockey Season.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'I just don't get it. The new motivational posters aren't helping at all!'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

Rugby golden oldies.

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Football Hooligan.

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

NFL is jerk to fans

"Miss Chapman, can you please call the pitchers and catchers and have them report to spring training?"

Reality Football

Centipede Used As Rowing Boat