League Loyalist Mugs

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

Replica Football Merchandise

Alliance of American Football

Ball and Chain

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Kenny Dalglish

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Baseball Dreams

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Kobe Bryant

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Voter impatience.

Trent Alexander-Arnold

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."