Lfc Loyalist Mugs

Trent Alexander-Arnold

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Kenny Dalglish

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Kobe Bryant

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Football Sisyphus

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

The end of baseball season is near

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Alliance of American Football

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

Reality Football

NFL is jerk to fans

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club