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'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Kobe Bryant

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

'We're still crazy then ...'

Ball and Chain

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Replica Football Merchandise

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

The end of baseball season is near

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

Football Sisyphus

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

NFL is jerk to fans

Reality Football