Liverpool Loyalist Pillows

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Best friends without borders.

Kobe Bryant

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Football addict

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Victim support

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

Sadio Mane

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'