Liverpool Supporter Pillows

Brendan Rodgers and Luis Suarez

Virgil van Dijk

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Rainbow Quartet

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Kenny Dalglish

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Scouse For Beginners

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Referee cop.

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

The game comes first...

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football fans in corona times

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"The handbags are out and things are getting bitchy - must be the men's football."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home