Liverpool Lover Pillows

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Footballers - Jamie Redknapp

'They say all the best comics come from Liverpool don't they - wait until you hear Spot's Scouse accent!'

Jürgen Norbert Klopp

Scouse Opticians

Sadio Mane

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

Kenny Dalglish

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"You lack spontaniety."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Couch Potatoes

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"