Liverpool Lover Pillows

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

'They say all the best comics come from Liverpool don't they - wait until you hear Spot's Scouse accent!'

Scouse Opticians

Sadio Mane

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I think we may be related!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"You lack spontaniety."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Couch Potatoes

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Scouse For Beginners

Pint

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Baseball Dreams