Blackpool Lover Pillows

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

The High Line at Giza

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tina Turner

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"You lack spontaniety."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Latest Aye Phone

Moms gone wild

Pint

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Stories about crumbs

The First Roast Chicken.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Just too many choices.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Swimming Champion.