Blackpool Lover Pillows

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

The High Line at Giza

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tina Turner

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"You lack spontaniety."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Latest Aye Phone

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Moms gone wild

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

Whittlers Mother

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The First Roast Chicken.

'Just too many choices.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Stories about crumbs

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool