Caribbean Lover Pillows

"Let me guess: You went to Jamaica for you rholidays..." (colour)

'I gotta get back to the Caribbean!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Boat wedding.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I blame global warming!'

Fist Bumper Cars

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"