Caribbean Lover T-Shirts

"Let me guess: You went to Jamaica for you rholidays..." (colour)

'I gotta get back to the Caribbean!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Boat wedding.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Fist Bumper Cars

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Tunnel of TV

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."