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500th anniversary of Havana

"Just be yourself."

We'll have Manhattans...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Peel poker.

A man looks up at the earth

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Blok drives by New York City.

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Meryl Streep

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Supply was out of harps.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Rocket Parking

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Tarzan'