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"By the way, any idea if his plane can fly through volcanic ash clouds?"

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"Engage! Your! Core!"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Bush's head is going to blow, not just Mt. Saint Helen's.

Chaos

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Jurassic Pork.'

Snowmobull

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Climbing with the baby

Volcaniax

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"This is a duet yourself project."