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"By the way, any idea if his plane can fly through volcanic ash clouds?"

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"Engage! Your! Core!"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Bush's head is going to blow, not just Mt. Saint Helen's.

Chaos

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Snowmobull

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Volcaniax

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Climbing with the baby

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Lizard Amusement Park

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"This is a duet yourself project."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!