Volcano Adventurer T-Shirts

"I was thinking more of an extinct volcano or abandoned space station."

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

"It's gonna be fun to go to work right in the cauldron."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Economy

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"All the celebrities come here."

Volcaniax

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Skier flying past mountains

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

GM Crops Genie.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Have you been working out?'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'