Volcano Adventurer T-Shirts

"I was thinking more of an extinct volcano or abandoned space station."

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

"It's gonna be fun to go to work right in the cauldron."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Economy

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"All the celebrities come here."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Volcaniax

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Have you been working out?'

GM Crops Genie.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'