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'I'm still waiting for the test results - but I'm fairly certain that what fell on you was either a stalactite or a stalagmite.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

The discovery of electricity...

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Breakthrough

'It's an antique!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

You have the worst spring breath.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'