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"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

You can walk upright if you want to --- Me, I'd rather keep a low profile.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Oh yeah, pick me last again."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Buck Naked

"Oooh... bacon!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Moon Cave

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Gesundheit!"

"Crap. I overslept."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."