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"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Mammoth Posing

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Buck Naked

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Moon Cave

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."