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"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Zeus's Caddy

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The discovery of electricity...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

'It's an antique!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Early Sexting

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'