Cave Culture Explorer Gifts

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

E=mc2.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Zeus's Caddy

"Daddy's working from home today."

The discovery of electricity...

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'It's an antique!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Early Sexting

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."