Cave Explorer Gifts

Early Dental Floss.

Safe Self-Storage

'HA-HAR! GOLD, GOLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!'

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

'I will not throw spears in class.'

Every once in a while collective unconscious kicks in.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Aren't you being a bit insensitive professor...'

'Sorry, no mammoth today.'

"This place, like the last one, has one big window that's also a door."

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'It's an antique!'

'I thought they were only hunting deer and bison!'

Closed for Repairs.

"Unfortunately this property doesn't come with stalagmites, but as you can see it's abundant with stalactites."

Cave Diver

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'

"We don't hang out with the stalactites...they're not our kind!"

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"Yeah, yeah, laugh! You see, my cave is dark, warm and damp, so every Spring, when I wake up, I'm covered in fungi..."

". . . and here it is again in Spanish."

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Me, I cultivate glow-worms in our cave: I'm scared of the dark..."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Oooh... bacon!"

You have the worst spring breath.

Ouch!! The dawn of technophobia.

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"It has some charming original features."

"Rodins pot holer"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'