Cave Enthusiast Gifts

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"It simple. You do what I say, me no hit you with club. Me call it 'politics'."

'Properties like these were beyond the reach of most first time buyers until recently.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Yeah, me know who wear big-leaf, in that cave.'

"Dad, mum wants to know if you'll be leaving your Man Cave to join us for dinner?"

'Eureka! A treasure trove of Neanderthal dung!'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Kip paints caves."

'You're right - it is a an early Status Quo gig.'

The first Heimlich Manoeuvre.

"I'm leaving you for Oog, who has a bigger cave."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

It appears to be a "list of things to do today."

This is my house, Bob - We're not going spelunking.

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"Gesundheit!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The discovery of electricity...

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'It's an antique!'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Mammoth Posing