Future Cave Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Daddy's working from home today."

The discovery of electricity...

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

Mammoth Posing

"Oooh... bacon!"

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Gesundheit!"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'