Cave Enthusiasts Gifts

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

This is a good investment: Three million years old, and still in perfect condition!

'Minnie Have you been on Daddy's couch again Have you'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Early Sexting

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Gesundheit!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Just a tad to the left."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Kip paints caves.'